March 2012
February 2012
wvnderbar:
more sad news from hollywood today: rapper pitbull was found alive in his apartment earlier this morning by a family member
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xxxandra replied to your post: I decided to stop eating fast food
I’m doing the same thing, and let me tell you, cutting out FF while you work at a Burger King IS SO FUCKING HARD ARGHHHH
UGH. I could imagine! BK and TB are my weaknesses. I need to just leave my card at home and start bring food to work. My big problem is the coke.
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daidenied replied to your post: I decided to stop eating fast food
Like, srsly?
YA SRSLY.
I decided to stop eating fast food
And drinking so much pop (I had 7 today. wut.) and yeah, I know. I’ve said it a lot but I mean it. Everyone I know is getting all thin and fit and here I am, being a fatty and feeling gross about it.
So, if you talk to me and I want fast food, you need to do something mean to me. Like, punch me or post a bunch of slugs and grubs to my dashboard. Something negative to make me not...
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daidenied replied to your post: daidenied replied to your post: I want a hot bath…
You wouldn’t bathe if you were dirty anyway! You’d shower. Shut up and stop thinking about it. XD
LOL you know me so well. <3
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daidenied replied to your post: I want a hot bath but I already took a shower…
You deserve a hot bath! TAKE ONE.
BUT I’M NOT DIRTY AND THAT’S A LOT OF WATER.
I want a hot bath but I already took a shower today so that feels stupid and wasteful.
But I’m so cold.
Dilemmas :{
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Did I say that I need you?
Did I say that I want you?
Oh, if I didn’t I’m a...
– Pearl Jam <3 (via satan-is-gay)
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laid down for 10 minutes and fell asleep for 4 hours. whoops.
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I hated school. I don’t trust anybody who looks back on the years from 14 to 18...
– Stephen King (via megscan)
Alexis went to the doctor today and other random...
First off, let me start by saying my sense of direction is godly. I don’t get lost. I just don’t.
Details about my visit under here and what my doctor thinks my issues are for those who know or care what’s going on. Car shit is also under here as well as horse shit.
My gyno said everything looks normal from the outside blah blah blah. I explained my cramping and...
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joshishollywood:
OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS SHE FOR REAL.
This has to be the dumbest person I’ve EVER seen. EVER. Holy shit. Jesus Christ on a mushroom.
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Note to self:
When burning resin incense, add only a small pinch to your burner and not as much as your dumb self just did.
I feel like I need to crawl on the floor because there is a fire somewhere. It is so, so smokey.
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insieme-per-la-vittoria:
nearsightedpandas:
omaiitsback:
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toocooltobehipster:
omfg
HELP I CAN’T BREATHE FUCK
same.
This is a sure fire way to scare the living piss out of small children.
Bravo.
THE MUSIC ISN’T FUCKING HELPING OMG
Oh lord, this is magnificent.
I would’ve laughed harder but my best friend and I did this a few years ago. LOL.
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fuckyeahgreatdanes:
Cadillac and I at the beach!
Fact: Great Danes are terrible at catch. All of them. Lmao. Rocco tries so hard but he almost never catches anything I throw to him.
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desertblessingoceancurse:
when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet
true friendship
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daidenied replied to your photo: Oh okay then. Two most attractive men ever in the…
Great. Someone get the plastic sheets.